SMS JOKES


Train mai ek husband apni wife se :
tujh say shadi kr k pachta raha hun
dil kerta hai tujhe kuttey k aage dal dun
samne wala passenger : wao wao wao wao !!

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Sardar ko sapne me ek ladki ne chappal mari
2 din taq sardar apni bank nhi gya
Qki bank me likha tha..
"Hum aapke sapne ko hakikat me badalte hain".

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Gadha jo khaye wo ghaas ho tum
buddhe ka chawanpraash ho tum
idiot,stupid,bakwaas ho tum
par jo bhi ho yaar dost jhakaas ho tum.


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